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Oh my god! Anyone remember this game besides me? You play as Samurai Jack and Darkwing Duck on a crazy adventure to save King Bowser from the Princess Zelda! It was an awesome RPG that also starred Johnny Depp in his first video game appearance as Hunter S. Thompson, a drug-addled news journalist who is the first to join you on your quest. He brings along a bag full of drugs which is needed to pass by Cirno, the bouncer at the Blue Cow Bar and Grill, where the beautiful Dr. Frankenfurter joins you after singing a song about how sweet a transvestite she is. After that you journey to Mordor, where Mama Luigi challenges you to a duel over a ripe banana, and bowing before your superior strength, joins you in your quest. Later at the Tower of Bagel, You have your first confrontation with Zelda, who slays Dr. Frankenfurter with her Masamune blade! After that, Mama Luigi sacrifices himself in order for Jack, Darkwing, and Hunter to escape, however they wind up in Las Vegas aka BAT COUNTRY, where Hunter has a side quest involving a bath full of cheese and dinosaurs. Upon completion of the quest, in which Jesus Christ dies and redeems mankind of all their sins, you get a Hi Potion, which Hunter inhales and after the hallucinations wear off, unlocks his final Limit Break. Travelling on, our heroes are joined by Reimu, who has inherited all of Dr. Frankenfurter's gear and skills, and serves as both white mage, black mage, red mage, blue mage, green mage, magenta mage, and transvestite mage (despite being a girl.) Also, there is a tearful reunion with Mama Luigi, who survived the Tower of Bagel! Hooray! After finally reaching Zanarkand, Samurai Jack finally reveals that after this battle he will disappear, which causes Darkwing Duck to have a Heroic Blue Screen of Death, until Mama Luigi delivers a speech on the importance of friendship and spaghetti, which emboldens the party for their final confrontation with Zelda! However, after defeating the princess and freeing King Bowser, it is revealed that the true villian this whole time was the universal cosmic destroyer, Justin Bieber! Despite not being able to grasp the true form of Biebas's attack, the party triumphs and banishes the evil teen idol for good! King Bowser rewards the heroes for their bravery, then unifies the Mushroom Kingdom with Disneyland. Reimu returns to drinking sake and having hot messy drunk-sex with Suika, Hunter S. Thompson goes on an ether binge and wanders off into the sunset, Mama Luigi is reunited with his lost son Yoshi, and Samurai Jack (who does NOT disappear if you found the legendary sword Carrotslicer in a sidequest) and Darkwing Duck become crime fighters.

Man. That was the BEST game ever! Don't you tell me it never existed, young whippersnappers, I was AROUND when the NES was in style. What do you know, with your fancy Spacestation 3's and your Messbox 720's...

Anyhow, this was the theme that played when Darkwing Duck is fighting a drunk Godzilla in San Francisco, while Samurai Jack is out of commission and Hunter is on LSD.


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Mima's Theme belongs to ZUN and Amusement Makers, who couldn't POSSIBLY make a game as great as "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in Gensyoko"
Rodie-The-Nightblade not only made this arrangement, but beat the game it's from on Christopher Walken mode! Oh yeah!
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:iconbladeson12:
bladeson12 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Student Interface Designer
amazing, flawless, perfect!, through the ROOF!
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Rodie-the-Nightblade Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Ahaha~ thank you!
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gamesfreak26 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
I totally approve. :D

I don't suppose you can make one for Complete Darkness, can you?
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Mmmmmaybe~?
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souleatah121 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd love to see dat game.Sounds sexier than Mannosuke.
on a side note,mp3,please~?
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
[link]

Of course!
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:iconsouleatah121:
souleatah121 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks~
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Shanna-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
Oh, Mima-Sama.~
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Rodie-the-Nightblade Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
Yes, but, yes, but...

The game... the scene where Dr. Frankenfurter dies caused many gamers (myself included) to cry... mine were manly tears, of course. And tasted of the strongest lemon vodka.
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Devona-Is-Best Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
Woopsie, I meant to put :iconawwwplz: except ~awwplz ....
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:icondevona-is-best:
Devona-Is-Best Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
What is this game for?Internet or what? It probably says somewhere in this huge description, but i really don't have the nerves to read it all :/
Pwease try my escape game? [link] ~awwwplz
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Interesting Escape Game... =3

Ahahahaha! This game was for the GREATEST videogame console EVER! The NES, of course!
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AlexKun Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
What the hell are you smokin'? And where can I get some?

/downloads
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Hahaha... sake, and cough syrup.
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:iconalexkun:
AlexKun Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
That sounds painful and disgusting and I'm on my way to drug store RIGHT NOW.

Also going through your gallery and thinkin' on watchin' yeah.
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Thanks for the watch XD
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:iconrilasha:
Rilasha Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome.
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:iconmighty-lee:
Mighty-Lee Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
Are you available for narrating bedtime stories ? Heck, could you narrate my life? 8O
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Yus. I should do madness by commission XD
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:iconmighty-lee:
Mighty-Lee Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
Best idea evar.
I give you a normal story that happened and commission you to make it sound epicly crazy xD

*copyrights*
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Rodie-the-Nightblade Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
This is a GREAT idea. I'm planning to be a little boozed up tonight, lemme at it!
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:iconmighty-lee:
Mighty-Lee Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
Sorry was on Spring Break. Have I got lots of stories for you xD
Aww I guess I missed my chance, wouldn't want to force you to get tipsy again.

Though I would love to beta test this idea with you x3
Do you happen to have msn messenger?

*talking to a buzzed Rodie has now been added to my to-do list* :D
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Ahaha, I do have MSN, and I can be boozed/insane by appointment!

Note coming your way...
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:iconmegabenlinksonicman:
megabenlinksonicman Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
Oh my God I don't want to read all of that
*ahem* I like the song. Cool mix.
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Thank you... and the read you will not regret. Just don't drink anything while reading it.
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NaturesRose Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So, I'm assuming Bill & Ted were the people playing the game XD ?
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Actually, Bill and Ted only appear in the game as the narrators. Very much like a Greek chorus, actually. Ever read Antigone by Sophocles?
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NaturesRose Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohh, that's pretty cool~. I would love to hear their narrations XD .
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Xar-Ggothua Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Awesome Reincarnation remix, sounds similar to her PoDD version of the song... which is a very good thing 8U
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Thank you =) I'm just experimenting with 8bit sounds right now, and to be honest, probably no shortage of mind-altering substances as well.
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:iconxar-ggothua:
Xar-Ggothua Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my, I've had quite a few of those substances too... *looks at her earlier stuff* >>;;

Anyways, you should totally make a Heartfelt Fancy 8bit version 8U
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
I should! I should... there are a lot of songs I want to tinker with while I work on my masterwork...
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DevilHedgehog Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
I favorited this before I clicked play.
You, sir, are a genius.
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Ahaha, that is a great compliment XD Thank you!
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SilverStarlite Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i totally remembe that game! man, taht sure brings back memories...
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Yeah dude.... still have my copy somewhere I think...
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SilverStarlite Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i sold mine a couple weeks ago, now im wishing i hadnt....
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Dawwwww! Man, this is a classic! I hope you fetched a few grand for it...
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:iconsilverstarlite:
SilverStarlite Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
only about 30 bucks, little less than. i feel kinda ripped off.
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Duuuuuuude, you got JACKED!
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:iconsilverstarlite:
SilverStarlite Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i know that now! man, i wonder if its been sold yet...
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nekorandomnessqueen Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...I just laughed my chocolate milk out my nose. Thank you. XD
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
You're welcome XD
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SimirrorofShadows Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
You forgot the secret quest that you unlock by farting at Samurai Jack instead of Mama Luigi near the first 1.23/4 of the game, which trips a secret device, unlocking the Daikatana which you use to drill to the center of the earth. There, you meet the Eternal Champion, who sucks you into his clothes to fight in an alternate dimension made of celery. If you beat the bonus boss made of cheez whiz, you unlock the Mafia-Praying-Mantis-Style-Martial-Cat-Burglar Larcen as a character in your party, and can travel to the distant future to fight the Power Rangers near the end of the game.
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Ohh man, I remember that! You could only do that on Christopher Walken difficulty! And boy was that hard, but I barely managed to do it and get the secret ending which shows the game was secretly a prequel to Chrono Trigger... I think the Cheez Whiz boss was a little easy though, Darkwing's gas gun melted it a bit quickly.

I could spend ALL DAY talking about how awesome and epic the game was...
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SimirrorofShadows Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
I know! And then there was the sidequest where you had to wash your hands before leaving the bathroom so the god of toilets wouldn't stop you from going to your rival's high school where you'd challenge him to a children's card game. If you won, you'd get Thor as an award, but if you lost, you'd have to fight Bimmy and Jimmy to the death, and my god those guys were impossible at that point in the game. Not to mention that even if you did win, you'd have to find the Power Glove in 24 hours or Smoke would be sent to assassinate your cousin's father's brother's former roomate.
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
That sucked! Good thing the Power Glove was well worth finding though. Stayed with you thru most of the game, up until you find the ultmate glove armor, "Nylon Shoe-Store Socks"
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SimirrorofShadows Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
Yeah, although I never figured out how to keep it. Ryu kept stealing it. There was also that dragon-riding-sword-throwing-vampire-hunting-cow-lassoing-bullet-hell minigame that was almost impossible to beat without the Power Glove or the Heavyarms Gundam.
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:iconrodie-the-nightblade:
Oh, it's pretty easy... just wait to fight Gary Oak until AFTER you collect the Clockwork Orange. Then, Gilgamesh appears thru the rift and prevents Ryu from stealing it.
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SimirrorofShadows Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
And then you perform the wicked guitar solo to summon Captain Falcon, right?
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