Mima's 8-Bit Reincarnation

Oh my god! Anyone remember this game besides me? You play as Samurai Jack and Darkwing Duck on a crazy adventure to save King Bowser from the Princess Zelda! It was an awesome RPG that also starred Johnny Depp in his first video game appearance as Hunter S. Thompson, a drug-addled news journalist who is the first to join you on your quest. He brings along a bag full of drugs which is needed to pass by Cirno, the bouncer at the Blue Cow Bar and Grill, where the beautiful Dr. Frankenfurter joins you after singing a song about how sweet a transvestite she is. After that you journey to Mordor, where Mama Luigi challenges you to a duel over a ripe banana, and bowing before your superior strength, joins you in your quest. Later at the Tower of Bagel, You have your first confrontation with Zelda, who slays Dr. Frankenfurter with her Masamune blade! After that, Mama Luigi sacrifices himself in order for Jack, Darkwing, and Hunter to escape, however they wind up in Las Vegas aka BAT COUNTRY, where Hunter has a side quest involving a bath full of cheese and dinosaurs. Upon completion of the quest, in which Jesus Christ dies and redeems mankind of all their sins, you get a Hi Potion, which Hunter inhales and after the hallucinations wear off, unlocks his final Limit Break. Travelling on, our heroes are joined by Reimu, who has inherited all of Dr. Frankenfurter's gear and skills, and serves as both white mage, black mage, red mage, blue mage, green mage, magenta mage, and transvestite mage (despite being a girl.) Also, there is a tearful reunion with Mama Luigi, who survived the Tower of Bagel! Hooray! After finally reaching Zanarkand, Samurai Jack finally reveals that after this battle he will disappear, which causes Darkwing Duck to have a Heroic Blue Screen of Death, until Mama Luigi delivers a speech on the importance of friendship and spaghetti, which emboldens the party for their final confrontation with Zelda! However, after defeating the princess and freeing King Bowser, it is revealed that the true villian this whole time was the universal cosmic destroyer, Justin Bieber! Despite not being able to grasp the true form of Biebas's attack, the party triumphs and banishes the evil teen idol for good! King Bowser rewards the heroes for their bravery, then unifies the Mushroom Kingdom with Disneyland. Reimu returns to drinking sake and having hot messy drunk-sex with Suika, Hunter S. Thompson goes on an ether binge and wanders off into the sunset, Mama Luigi is reunited with his lost son Yoshi, and Samurai Jack (who does NOT disappear if you found the legendary sword Carrotslicer in a sidequest) and Darkwing Duck become crime fighters.

Man. That was the BEST game ever! Don't you tell me it never existed, young whippersnappers, I was AROUND when the NES was in style. What do you know, with your fancy Spacestation 3's and your Messbox 720's...

Anyhow, this was the theme that played when Darkwing Duck is fighting a drunk Godzilla in San Francisco, while Samurai Jack is out of commission and Hunter is on LSD.


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Mima's Theme belongs to ZUN and Amusement Makers, who couldn't POSSIBLY make a game as great as "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in Gensyoko"
Rodie-The-Nightblade not only made this arrangement, but beat the game it's from on Christopher Walken mode! Oh yeah!