Sakuya Freezes Time to Oogle Patchy's Panties

Patchouli's panties were magnificent, or maybe it was just her ass... no, definitely both her ass and her panties. The panties were purple-striped, smelled slightly sweaty, and they overflowed with Patchouli's pudgy lovehandles. Sakuya couldn't help herself; there was a growing bulge between her legs... then Sakuya realized she wasn't Sakuya at all, but Rinnosuke in a maid outfit.

Then Rinnosuke tapped dat ass like Magic the Gathering. Patchy made enough mana to cast Door to Nothingness. Rinnosuke won the game and became the new King of Cardgames.

The End

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ZUN and Konami got in an epic battle over who had the cutest vampire, and they own Sakuya's Theme/Touhou Project and Out of Time/Castlevania, respectively.
Rodie-The-Nightblade seriously wants to grab Patchouli and rub her tummy til she purrs. Oh, and uh, he also made this remix.

_{you can't see it but "Rodie needs a cold shower" is in the keywords for this deviation.}