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Ahh, Spell Resistance. The only thing between you and that ten-ton Delayed Blast Fireball of death.

It can be said that arguably one of the funnest parts of playing a spellcaster is searching through the MOUNDS of sourcebooks to put together your spell list. Yet for every "great spell" (like Magic Missile,) there are 5 or 6... "not-so-great ones" (like Grease and Ventriloquism.) Not that they're entirely useless, but are just so utility that you go "I'd probably never need to cast this!"

These are the spells you should add to your spellbook if you are a wizard, and can safely ignore as a sorcerer.

For the record, my favorite spell combo is Cursed Orgasm (next time opponent reaches orgasm, they suffer damage for every round they spend in it) and Power Word: Orgasm (to force an opponent to do nothing but orgasm.) That way my opponents were stunned and dying pleasurably but painfully.


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.... I consider Color Spray to be the level one spell of choice, actually.  Stun is hilarious.  Most people forget it makes you drop whatever you're holding, including weapons.  And since you're stunned, you can't take attacks of opportunity.  This is the perfect time for a party member to run in, pick up the enemy's gear and run away.  It's amazing how much easier it is to beat an opponent who relies on weapons this way.  And even if they don't need gear, just keep spamming it and denying them an action every round.  And that's for targets over 5 HD (meaning it's always effective, as there's no upper bound).  Lower level opponents have it worse.